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Twice the Triplets
The weekly adventures of way too many nieces
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That wasn’t fair, Darcy. After all I’m squeamish about such things and I’M not a pervert…..unless …being squeamish …is …what …makes …you ………one………
O.o
My comic provides great insight. Yep.
let’s put it this way…
I’m 64 years old, former navy, former trucker.
I have helped in several severe accident scenes (truckers tend to arrive at them before ‘first responders’).
I’ve had two younger sisters and five nieces go thru adolescence with me.
I’ve had several serious relationships with adult ‘lady friends’ (was even engaged twice).
and I have YET to actually see what it means to be ‘on her period’.
It has been my experience that is something the female of the species does NOT want to share with the male.
And I’m happy to leave it as such.
I dunno, guys. Puberty never made me murder a little girl with a bikini.
Really? Never?
Yea, nicknames are fast given…I know first hand!
Prepare, Fred! In only two years, there will be FOUR of them! (evil laughter)
But it´s good to know, that Fred still have some money. Wasn´t so sure about after last week…
Maybe a better nickname for him at this point would be Sicko McBankrupt.
Chloe needs an attitude adjustment, that wasn’t very nice.
Maybe there’s an attitude settings menu somewhere.
Goodness, I’d say BOTH Chloe and Dacey have a bit of an attitude problem! A little adjustment might be in order for both. Oh well, I’m sure things will work out.
Fred… There’s SIX of them coming up; better get UN-squemish FAST!
There will be a few years there when you have SIX teenage girls, all just as abrasive as Chloe is now, all at once.
When their periods sync up, you will be trapped in a house with EIGHT menopausal females at once.
Time to start growing those balls of depleted uranium now. Steel isn’t going to cut it.
Somehow I wrote “menopausal” when I meant “PMSing”.
I’m posting at 2AM. My bad.
That’s… a pretty bleak looking future. :O
As someone who observed my younger sister with four teens at once (son in the first year, twin sons in the second, and daughter in the third), I’d say ‘exciting’ would be an understatement in 5 years.