And then Disney bought Kiley and made her comics into movies that appeal to wider audiences by leaving out all the cannibalism and giving Summer the mermaid a crab sidekick with a Jamaican accent.
Disney? Pfft! I’ll have you know, Kiley – in an effort to prevent Disney from eventually owning every intellectual property in existence – has sold the rights to 20th Century Fox instead.
And then Disney bought Kiley and made her comics into movies that appeal to wider audiences by leaving out all the cannibalism and giving Summer the mermaid a crab sidekick with a Jamaican accent.
Disney? Pfft! I’ll have you know, Kiley – in an effort to prevent Disney from eventually owning every intellectual property in existence – has sold the rights to 20th Century Fox instead.
Oh wait…